I got bitches in the living room getting it on
and they ain't leaving till six in the morning
so what you wanna do? Shit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:47, archived)

But other than that, everything's lovely here. Morning.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 8:47, archived)

*puts the baby oil away and out of sight of the "homies"... and the baby*

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 9:40, archived)

All rappers taste the same

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 10:26, archived)

p
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 10:47, archived)

"Wait, he didn't just spell the word 'rapper' and leave out a P, did 'e?"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:02, archived)

I really picked the wrong time to launch a rap career with the stage name "P. Kelly", huh. :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:53, archived)

taste sound
( .Yeti., Fri 10 Oct 2025, 10:50, archived)

John Barnes is indistinguishable from the Beastie Boys, they just have different garnishes.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:03, archived)

B-Real sounds indistinguishable from Guru

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:20, archived)

Jurassic 5 are indistinguishable from Geto Boys.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:28, archived)

P Diddy is an Ol' Dirty Bastard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:36, archived)

Hang on, I thought we were saying things that *aren't* true?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:38, archived)

Splack Pack and PM Dawn are exactly the same.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:49, archived)

Hang on, are they different people?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:50, archived)

Not if you marinade them before pan-frying them.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 11:24, archived)

Disgusting

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 10 Oct 2025, 10:54, archived)