It's my birthday
And I have a grand total of one birthday card. My "best friend" was supposed to be taking me for a meal this evening, but she got paid yesterday and spent the whole night on it with her prick of a boyfriend. She'll be passed out on his bed by now.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 15:52, archived)

Happy Birthday!
I don't have any friends, just dependents and some casual acquaintances I see in the pub. Friends are shit and rubbish
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:12, archived)

Thanks
Going for a meal with my parents instead
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:16, archived)

The baby has been singing happy birthday to me for 3 hours
Dad doesn't want to go out, so I'm going for a meal with my mum and sister
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:01, archived)

Happy birthday!
Do something good and not something shit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 16:21, archived)

Hpbd m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 17:08, archived)

Things took a turn for the worse
We had to go through a shopping centre to get to the restaurant. Mum stumbled and fell and has most likely broken her arm. 2+hours waiting for an ambulance so far, we can't move her, she's in too much pain.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 20:35, archived)

:(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 22 Oct 2025, 21:51, archived)

Blocked the so-called "friend"
After giving her a mouthful, of course
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 22:57, archived)

Oh fuck

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Oct 2025, 23:05, archived)