My new green card arrived yesterday, thank fuck.
I've had a little slip of paper stating that I'm legal and awaiting a new card, it looked like it was hurriedly photocopied by a child, it didn't even convince me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:12, Reply)

Tell that to ICE, brah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:17, Reply)

Green card?
Sounds awfully woke, you want a nice Republican red card.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:25, Reply)

Congratulations on having to pay taxes to the USA wherever you live for ever

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:47, Reply)

I don't think that's going to be an issue, I don't reckon I'll live forever

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:34, Reply)

AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:25, Reply)