The jakeys start early in Leeds.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:12, archived)

wakey jakeys

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:45, archived)

Leeds m8. Not Wakefield.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 8:33, archived)

what the fuck are you banging on about?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:14, archived)

'Wakey' is what people down here call Wakefield.
The end.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:53, archived)

and 'jakey'?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:23, archived)

DO YOUR RESEARCH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:24, archived)

i just fucking did!
I asked the cunt who posted it
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:32, archived)

[citation needed]

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:18, archived)

Wokey jokeys more like*
*I have no idea who they are
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 9:30, archived)

Wokey jokey, pig in a pokey!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 11:15, archived)

I identify as an attack helicopter lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:33, archived)

*passes briefcase under bench*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 8:16, archived)