morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 5:26, archived)

ningmor

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 6:34, archived)

Quoth the waki raven

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:34, archived)

That would be a Jay, then.
The only member of the crow family that dresses like Timmy Mallett.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 8:15, archived)

Lol member

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:33, archived)

or ningm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 6:38, archived)

Ello

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 6:47, archived)

gronnim

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:12, archived)

The jakeys start early in Leeds.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:12, archived)

wakey jakeys

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:45, archived)

Leeds m8. Not Wakefield.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 8:33, archived)

what the fuck are you banging on about?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:14, archived)

'Wakey' is what people down here call Wakefield.
The end.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:53, archived)

and 'jakey'?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:23, archived)

DO YOUR RESEARCH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:24, archived)

i just fucking did!
I asked the cunt who posted it
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:32, archived)

[citation needed]

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:18, archived)

Wokey jokeys more like*
*I have no idea who they are
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 9:30, archived)

Wokey jokey, pig in a pokey!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 11:15, archived)

I identify as an attack helicopter lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:33, archived)

*passes briefcase under bench*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 8:16, archived)

awning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:22, archived)

morning

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 7:36, archived)

ron ming

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 8:29, archived)

Woke up at 6.45 for a piss so knew it wasn't worth trying to beat you to the morning post.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 9:29, archived)

I was up at 5 to go to Horsham.
Kinell.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 9:31, archived)

I'm going to Horsham as I type this.
Wait, that is a euphemism, right?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 9:46, archived)

No.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 10:53, archived)

Disturbingly close to my neck of the woods
there a some good vineyards around there though.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 11:33, archived)

*updates stalking spreadsheet*

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 11 Nov 2025, 11:49, archived)

I have to get my wife to Holdham, and then Bangor as fast as I canzzz

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 12:08, archived)

THIS IS SOME TOP CONTENT MORE LIKE THIS PLS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Nov 2025, 16:19, archived)