This is true, they were great goals, almost made up for the 90 minutes of tedium.
This is why I really can't be arsed with football, the entertainment:dross ratio is ridiculously low.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:08, Reply)

This could easily be fixed by putting ten balls on the pitch at once.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Nov 2025, 14:47, Reply)

Or one angry rhinoceros.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 14:53, Reply)

Actually, contrary to popular belief, rhinos tend to internalize anger too much, and end up hurting themselves more than anyone else

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)