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morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:05, Reply)
And I wish it could stop being christmas
Every daaaaaaaaay
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:22, Reply)
Anyone see the match last night?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:41, Reply)
My arse and your face?

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:30, Reply)
Harsh.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:49, Reply)
Not nearly harsh enough

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:57, Reply)
Yes, hooray, at least another six months of fucking Yes Sir, I Can Boogie in every public space

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 10:51, Reply)
Pretty tasty goals though. Let's not kid ourselves that Scotland will make it out of the group stages.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 10:59, Reply)
Why not? You're already pretending it matters

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:00, Reply)
All goals taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:07, Reply)
This is true, they were great goals, almost made up for the 90 minutes of tedium.
This is why I really can't be arsed with football, the entertainment:dross ratio is ridiculously low.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:08, Reply)
This could easily be fixed by putting ten balls on the pitch at once.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Nov 2025, 14:47, Reply)
Or one angry rhinoceros.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 14:53, Reply)
Actually, contrary to popular belief, rhinos tend to internalize anger too much, and end up hurting themselves more than anyone else

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:51, Reply)
Fuck they were good goals though, just watched the highlights

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:35, Reply)
That overhead kick by Scott McTominay was incredible.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:14, Reply)
I like the long shot over the goalie, that look up before/as he takes the shot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:20, Reply)
Yeah, that was my favourite.
As he was hoofing up to the halfway line you could hear someone yelling "SHOOOOT!" over the TV coverage. Then the replay as the goalie skipped backwards then turned and ran for it, too late, best football content I've seen for years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 15:07, Reply)
It was looking like a 2:2 draw right up until stoppage time.
Probably Scotland's best performance in my lifetime.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 19 Nov 2025, 15:08, Reply)
I'm far from an expert, and it's a low bar, but I agree.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:02, Reply)
and what are your thoughts on limbo dancing?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 16:59, Reply)
OH COME ON

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 18:18, Reply)
Sorry, I just got back.
It has too many unbaptised infant souls for my liking, I'm not s******f**
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 19:33, Reply)
Genres: Disco, Schlager & Volksmusik, Mandarin pop

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:21, Reply)
Everbody tallk about... mandrin music!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Your breath and a camel's fart?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:40, Reply)
You say that like it’s meant to mean something to us.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 8:46, Reply)
Morning and happy World Toilet Day!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:19, Reply)
I'm flush with excitement!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:21, Reply)
excrement more like!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:22, Reply)
I'm excrement with excitement!

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 9:27, Reply)
I've had a blood test this morning
and this afternoon I'm going to give blood to the blood bank. I'm gonna look like an anaemic vampire raisin by the end of the day...
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:25, Reply)
It’s a good job you don’t know who the blood is coming from
When you are having a transfusion
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 11:26, Reply)
Totally!
take care out there or you could end up with me inside you! Hur hur!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 12:55, Reply)
good morning
have a great day
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Wed 19 Nov 2025, 13:53, Reply)