You shit at night?
That's weird
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:39, Reply)

Implication being that you don't shit at night if you need a shit, that's weirder

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 21:45, Reply)

My bowels are very well regulated
I shit about 10 minutes after I wake up and again an hour later
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:15, Reply)

and again an hour later before I put o-on my makeup
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:24, Reply)

i drop a little pair for you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 23:02, Reply)

And then you get out of bed?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:51, Reply)

Nature called, my bowels answered

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:08, Reply)

Nature has the decency not to call me after midday

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:16, Reply)

I am somewhat irregular

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:20, Reply)

That's fucking weird, and it's weird you don't acknowledge that

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:37, Reply)

when nature calls me it usually leaves a message

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 24 Nov 2025, 22:48, Reply)

-age

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 0:50, Reply)

Hello, is it me you're pooping for?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2025, 0:52, Reply)