well, you've got a few options

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:34, Reply)

I'm not allowed to kill it, and the thing that's supposed to make a noise to piss it off is fucking useless.

Actually, saying that, I don't really want to kill it, I just want it to stop shitting in the insulation.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 16:46, Reply)

humane trap then

(Jingles McFuck ho bastard ho 🎅🎄🎁, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:19, Reply)

Can you not read? It’s a rat not a humane.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:35, Reply)

that was me m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 17:37, Reply)

fix dat rat

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 18:07, Reply)

Give it a colostomy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 19:51, Reply)

Triggered

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 20:42, Reply)

I liked the way you worked it, no diggety
You had to bag it up

No offence love
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 21:50, Reply)

❤️

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 22:11, Reply)

I once had a shit while walking around B&Q
Which I consider a win
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 22:53, Reply)

>I'm not allowed to kill it
you are going to have sooo many rats
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Tue 9 Dec 2025, 23:15, Reply)