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WANK OFF AN AUTIST

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:23, archived)
Doesn't alliterate

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)
There are two types of alliteration.
Consonance, and assonance.

LOL!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)
What has two bums and a sequence of identical phonemes?
Assassonance!
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:37, archived)
Shit you, I just clicked a .Yeti. post :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:28, archived)
It's just whatever edgelord twattery spluffs out a half arsed smirking lol for a fraction of a second from the collective b3tard chops.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 2:11, archived)
HITLER

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:13, archived)
PARKLIFE!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:19, archived)
BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 12:15, archived)
he'!

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 4 Jan 2026, 4:11, archived)
actually...
Alliteration ⟶ a specific positional effect (initial consonants)
Assonance ⟶ vowel repetition
Consonance ⟶ consonant repetition (any position)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 2:16, archived)
I wanted to say this, but was afraid it'd open me up to abuse again
- and nobody's arranged a safeword yet
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 8:04, archived)
GUNTSMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:15, archived)
That's a terrible choice
It needs to be something you *wouldn't* say in the heat of passion
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 12:21, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:03, archived)
Was that lol fully arsed and non-smirking?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:56, archived)
for a fraction of a second, yes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:59, archived)
splendid
- please continue with your acceptable levels of mirth
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:35, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 16:14, archived)