eveing

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:21, archived)

might spluff up a sauropod

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:23, archived)

WANK OFF AN AUTIST

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:23, archived)

Doesn't alliterate

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)

There are two types of alliteration.
Consonance, and assonance.

LOL!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)

What has two bums and a sequence of identical phonemes?
Assassonance!
( .Yeti., Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:37, archived)

Shit you, I just clicked a .Yeti. post :'(

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 22:28, archived)

It's just whatever edgelord twattery spluffs out a half arsed smirking lol for a fraction of a second from the collective b3tard chops.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 2:11, archived)

HITLER

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:13, archived)

PARKLIFE!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 9:19, archived)

BOLLOCKS

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 12:15, archived)

he'!

( .Yeti., Sun 4 Jan 2026, 4:11, archived)

actually...
Alliteration ⟶ a specific positional effect (initial consonants)
Assonance ⟶ vowel repetition
Consonance ⟶ consonant repetition (any position)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 2:16, archived)

I wanted to say this, but was afraid it'd open me up to abuse again
- and nobody's arranged a safeword yet
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 8:04, archived)

GUNTSMEG

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 11:15, archived)

That's a terrible choice
It needs to be something you *wouldn't* say in the heat of passion
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 12:21, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:03, archived)

Was that lol fully arsed and non-smirking?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:56, archived)

for a fraction of a second, yes

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 13:59, archived)

splendid
- please continue with your acceptable levels of mirth
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 14:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8464919
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Jan 2026, 16:14, archived)

Trump for PM!!

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:37, archived)

alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:38, archived)

no

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:41, archived)

BOOTS ON THE GROUND

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:09, archived)

Post mortem?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:43, archived)

If only

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:09, archived)

President Maduro?
Well, he did sieze him roughly in the middle of the night.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 17:54, archived)

but it's nearly 7 pm

(piss and shit, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 18:56, archived)

Oil be the judge of that

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 3 Jan 2026, 21:10, archived)