Is there really still a newsletter?
Ffs
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:00, archived)

yes and it's very good. you're not a real b3tan, you're a phoney.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:06, archived)

Haha, things people have been making this week
Wee-wee Tapir has made a game where you have to guess some tedious shit, and it's in the style of a fucking Commodore 64

That sort of thing, right
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:24, archived)

oh. you have been reading it

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:28, archived)

It's worse than that m8
I *am* Wee-wee Tapir :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:40, archived)

go all the way home

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:41, archived)

I realise he started writing them over 2 decades ago
but the authorial tone of the early ones are spectacularly juvenile
(piss and shit, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:50, archived)

and 'i am a mong and this is my song' wasn't?
that was peak internert, right there.
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:51, archived)

i'd pay rob £100 for a copy of that. he's totally perma-deleted it. i can't find it anywhere.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:53, archived)

no idea why
he's so mysterious
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 19:55, archived)

That's two hecto-hams!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:06, archived)

i know! i don't mess about!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 17 Jan 2026, 0:19, archived)

I only read it for the fesshole bits

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Jan 2026, 22:31, archived)