My two year old daughter just said black cunt black cunt
I shot her a look to see her holding up her sippy cup

She wanted blackcurrant squash - only booze for her from now on
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 18:43, archived)

^ PAEDO ALERT ^

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 18:53, archived)

Fuck you spanish fly

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:01, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:07, archived)

YWST

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:16, archived)

ye can't give booze t'baby!

(piss and shit, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:02, archived)

Haha omg kids they're so lol aren't they they say the wakkiest things lol roflmao

( .Yeti., Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:03, archived)

FUCK YOU BPD FUCK YOU

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:04, archived)

Weird take on damning with faint praise but ok.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:17, archived)

brb isn't here, so I'll call your daughter an irredeemably awful human being for him.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 19:26, archived)

That is more like it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 20:16, archived)

Frequent repetitive thoughts are indicative of mental manipulation
Your child is brainwashing you to forget her mission, but memories have a habit of bleeding through
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:12, archived)

Must be Friday smash
:)
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:40, archived)

It is indeed

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 23:17, archived)

My two year old daughter just said you fucking stupid fucking cunt
She's a pretty good judge of character for her age
( broadsword, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 20:21, archived)

^single loner

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:26, archived)

You only think she wants blackcurrant squash
She's actually an agent working deep undercover to out racists
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:03, archived)

This has crossed my mind
more than once
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:29, archived)

She's a sleeper agent

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:20, archived)

If it's after nap time, she's a sleepy agent

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:22, archived)

*chuckles*

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:39, archived)

^The Wrongdaddy

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:05, archived)

-wr
+m
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:27, archived)

Wibble jib jib!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 21:58, archived)

Nonce
Fuck off! I love you!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Jan 2026, 22:41, archived)

And with that they walked away. I returned to my mates, nonced my kid and left for somewhere different.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 24 Jan 2026, 9:35, archived)

Were you in blackface at the time?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 23 Jan 2026, 23:19, archived)

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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 24 Jan 2026, 7:31, archived)