Girth?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:01, archived)

I mean...
If my surname was Girth, I would definitely call my kid Garth

Probs bollocks tho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:05, archived)

What about Meaty, or Pencil? I'd like some credit if either of those are used, ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:07, archived)

dick girth
is dick a name? no it's a normous!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:25, archived)

MASSIVE GIRTH

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:07, archived)

Part of the duo who founded Massive Attack

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:34, archived)

Daddy G(irth)

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:35, archived)

It's pronounced Gareth, the original band name was Massive Gareth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:37, archived)

They had to change their name to just Gareth during the Gulf War

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:43, archived)

the girth war

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 20:04, archived)