Just met a few peeps down the pub, we introduced ourselves and one guy claims his name is Garth Girth
Nobody laughed like it was a joke or anything, did I mishear and should I ask him again or is it possibly his name?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:37, archived)

Mind your own fucking business

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)

Garth?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:46, archived)

Party on, Wayne

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:00, archived)

Girth?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:01, archived)

I mean...
If my surname was Girth, I would definitely call my kid Garth

Probs bollocks tho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:05, archived)

What about Meaty, or Pencil? I'd like some credit if either of those are used, ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:07, archived)

dick girth
is dick a name? no it's a normous!
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:25, archived)

MASSIVE GIRTH

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:07, archived)

Part of the duo who founded Massive Attack

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:34, archived)

Daddy G(irth)

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:35, archived)

It's pronounced Gareth, the original band name was Massive Gareth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:37, archived)

They had to change their name to just Gareth during the Gulf War

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:43, archived)

the girth war

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 20:04, archived)

He’s probably mates with Dirk Diggler

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:44, archived)

No real names please

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 17:46, archived)

Probably Gareth, and he thought you didn't hear, so he repeated it, but you still didn't hear apparently, Gareth is pretty sick of your shit ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:09, archived)

Garth Gareth
That is even more shit
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:10, archived)

NO YOU NUMBSKULL IT'S GARETH GARETH IS THAT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:11, archived)

I asked
It is Garth Worth

So you can all just fuck off

Pencil? WTF
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:13, archived)

He’s got a brother called Wotsit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:41, archived)

Bit cheesy m8

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:44, archived)

your helmit, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:45, archived)

You nose it

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:50, archived)

Pencil Girth is a fantastic name, I've been making up names for a long time so I can tell
it's also a fantastic insult
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:33, archived)

Gareth, Gareth, you've torn your dress!
Gareth, Gareth, your face is a mess!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 30 Jan 2026, 20:03, archived)

Cadaver O'Hara

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 18:57, archived)

Serves him right for coming at Bruce Lee with those bottles.

( .Yeti., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:22, archived)

Come out to play!
Best ps2 game ever
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:27, archived)

Worriers? Too angsty for me.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:36, archived)

Keep making those names
Gotta be a winner eventually

Slow down on the weed bro, you're on the brink of broken 😘
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:48, archived)

The weed is one of the things just about keeping me together, tits.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 20:26, archived)

also: fuck you, pencilgirth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 31 Jan 2026, 1:08, archived)

Have we all had a wank over Catherine O'Hara?
Info needed for the eulogy, cheers.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:27, archived)

tasteful tributes please

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:37, archived)

Collectively?
Dreams can come true
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 30 Jan 2026, 19:50, archived)

might have accidently made some kids life shit. i was on the beach feeding the crows and a group of lads of about 15 came over and were interested in what i was going. handed them some nuts to throw, chatted for a bit and one of them went 'just wait until we tell ben dover'. involuntary ha! from me. is that a nickname? no that's his real name. you're kidding? no.

well.. don't you know... actually forget that. never search that name in google.

you know the first thing they did was probably search that name in google.
(lumpytesticle, Fri 30 Jan 2026, 23:40, archived)