morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 7:04, archived)

Indeed

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 7:38, archived)

monster

(piss and shit, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 8:17, archived)

They did the piss
They did the monster piss!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:34, archived)

cheers

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 8:44, archived)

ning

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 9:30, archived)

cunt

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)

I wonder what Garth Girth is up to today

No good, if I know the Garthmeister!!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 9:32, archived)

Pure guesswork here
I don't actually know Garth Girth. Never even met the cunt, truth be told
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 9:34, archived)

My nephew the space cadet is meeting me on Thursday in the dam. Wants us to go Ravin. I'm far too old man

( mongychops, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 9:49, archived)

Are you bollocks
I saw Doc Scott at Metalheadz in Hackney a couple of weeks ago. Had the time of my life mate
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 10:24, archived)

See how I'm doing Friday night, I don't remember any raves in Amsterdam

( mongychops, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:10, archived)

as long as you stay away from the gabber you'll be grand

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:52, archived)

Looks like it maybe falling from the sky. 26c to snow. FFS

( mongychops, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:14, archived)

I just hope tits is ok after drinking that poisonous champers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 9:38, archived)

Yeah what is this shit? I witnessed it in Greenwich spoons
‘It’s ridiculous’: publicans bemused by rise of single-file queues to get served | Pubs | The Guardian share.google/iZR10Tq51PTdgrTvy
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)

I've heard about it, but not experienced it.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 10:28, archived)

sex with a lady, that is!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 10:29, archived)

Classic Spoons!
I'm bemused by the fact that article isn't by Adrian Chiles.
( .Yeti., Sun 1 Feb 2026, 10:57, archived)

See it all the time round here, I just walk to the jump

( mongychops, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:18, archived)

It's the only way they'll learn
Weirdos
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:49, archived)

I assume that fit birds still get to jump to the front?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:50, archived)

Went for a jog
It all hurts these days. I used to run 30 km on a Sunday for fun; now 6 km is hard work.

Probably because of the 2 years off from surgery, but I'm scared it might just be age.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:16, archived)

Alright garold

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 11:20, archived)

gender reassignment+

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 12:30, archived)

- reassignment
+ affirming
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 13:04, archived)

botched penis-enhancement+

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 13:02, archived)

W b
j w
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 13:07, archived)

Jogging is for blobbing birds and woofters.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:37, archived)

Can I take it that you're an unfit lazy cunt then?

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 17:31, archived)

You can take it that I run at a manly pace and not at a slightly-faster-than-walking mince with my boobs all flopping about and everything

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 17:56, archived)

oo so butch
- you must be very proud
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 22:04, archived)

<s>ge</s> ids

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:47, archived)