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Every day is like Sunday. Every day is silent and gay
Just been to Tescos. I like to go there just to feel superior to every other person there. Downside is having to smell them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:14, archived)
To celebrate the end of dry January I bought a bottle of cheap moscatel and downed it.
Amazing what a month off alcohol does to your alcohol tolerance. Might do a sick in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:17, archived)
Fucking light weight

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:22, archived)
Well yes, but a month ago I could have put away a litre of rum and nobody would have noticed.
It's like when they say 'don't put your coat on before you go outside or you won't feel the benefit'.
If you drink alcohol before the crushing reality of the futility of everything and years of regret for poor choices that let you to your current unrewarding existence hits you then you don't get to enjoy the comforting emotional numbness and memory impairment that alcohol provides.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:32, archived)
You're living up to your handle now, at least.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 1 Feb 2026, 19:37, archived)
It’s wet here. Well, we are in Spain.
May be on a plain. Anyway, got a bottle of cheap brandy- like liquor and are enjoying a bit of local telly and a rest before going out later for more tapases.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:49, archived)
That sounds nice. Wish I was in Spain, maybe on my second jug of Sangria. I'm drinking a Valencia Moscatel. It's not the best but it's sugary alcohol so will do.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:54, archived)
Read that as surgery alcohol.
It’s warm and wet here, but have had a couple of lovely days and spent this morning in the Museo Bel Artes looking at paintings and tiles. Gonna be wet again tomorrow but still nicer than the UK right now.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 16:19, archived)
I've made Sunday lunch again
And now I'm having a cup of tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:57, archived)
Sunday Lunch II: The Klumps

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 16:36, archived)
I've just been to tesco
Oh i see what you're saying
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
It's like the advert says:
"every little visit helps you remember why you are better than 99.9% of humanity
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 16:50, archived)
As per my last email
GUNTSMEG
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 16:20, archived)
Apologies, I am currently out of orifice.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)
Oh right

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 1 Feb 2026, 16:24, archived)