Morning
I have a new house (moving into it this month) and a new job (also moving into it this month) but I am still the same Aardvark I've always been; somewhere between a decent human and a flabby waste of time and space.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 9:22, archived)

Yesterday was our 7th anniversary of getting the keys to our 'new' house. Still haven't unpacked every box yet.
Me and my significant other, that is, not me and Aardvark.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 10:03, archived)

I'm sure I will be dedicated and thorough and unpack every box within a week of moving in
and definitely not use any of them, still packed, as a coffee table for the next decade or so.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 10:48, archived)

trump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 11:03, archived)

what the fuck just happened there? I typed an entirely different reply.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 11:04, archived)

I don't know but I clicked "I like this!" on it so that everyone can see that you love Trump.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 11:08, archived)

I'll never get tired of winning.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 11:25, archived)

+h -n

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 13:05, archived)

Phorcupie, good one mm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 13:40, archived)

I KNEW IT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 17:03, archived)

For our move 5 years ago I bought hundreds of those large plastic wheeled chests and stacked them in the garage all labelled to make them easier to unpack.
I have top men working on them right now.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 12:30, archived)

plastic chests lol

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 12:37, archived)

LOL top men

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 2 Feb 2026, 13:04, archived)