Mornings are like bumholes.However, due to constraints on space, the precise relationship between morning and bumhole is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:05,
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You want me to exercise my bumhole?I think that’s getting a bit too familiar a little too quickly. But it’s nice to be asked.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:01,
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You misheard.'Exorcise', not 'exercise.'
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:39,
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Full of surprises?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:22,
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You should try and fit as much into them as possible?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:03,
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They've both been totally ruined by your boss?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:07,
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Or on Sundays, the vicar(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:09,
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Phillip Schofield?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:11,
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This is probably closest to the right answer.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:19,
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