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morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 7:12, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 8:16, archived)
I’m not convinced

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 8:44, archived)
how many more nings would it take to convince you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:59, archived)
I don’t pay any attention to legacy media
#trump2028
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)
Two

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:40, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
Led Zeppning'szzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:56, archived)
Mornings are like bumholes.
However, due to constraints on space, the precise relationship between morning and bumhole is left as an exercise for the reader.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:05, archived)
You want me to exercise my bumhole?
I think that’s getting a bit too familiar a little too quickly. But it’s nice to be asked.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:01, archived)
You misheard.
'Exorcise', not 'exercise.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)
Full of surprises?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:22, archived)
You should try and fit as much into them as possible?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:03, archived)
They've both been totally ruined by your boss?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:07, archived)
Or on Sundays, the vicar

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:09, archived)
Phillip Schofield?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:11, archived)
This is probably closest to the right answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:19, archived)
They’re both prone to breaking?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:21, archived)
Looking forward to going home now. 1 more night

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)
alright Phil Collins

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)
Was helping my brother in law move in to his new house yesterday
The one who didn’t die of a brain tumour. It always gives me cause for concern how close Croydon is to our home.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:02, archived)
Croydon was the nearest 'big town' when I was growing up.
England's spiritual capital of concrete, underage drinking and violence.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:10, archived)
i used to rehearse in the RockBottom basement in croydon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:19, archived)
The really good thing about Croydon is how easy it is to get somewhere else
it really is fantastically well connnected, as if transport planners recognised how vital it is for the residents to be able to have easy means of escape.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:21, archived)
I just hope the trains are actually vaguely on time these days,
unlike in the glory days of Connex South Central and their terminally late, filthy and knackered rolling stock that cost them the entire franchise.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:36, archived)
Well, there are two train stations
and they are served by trains, overground and trams so there are many, many ways to leave....
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:47, archived)
i was talking to a girl i met on a dating site years ago and whilst i was talking to her she said she saw someone getting attacked with a machete from her window
so, yeah. i think you're right. we didn't meet. i like my hands connected to my arms.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:23, archived)
s+ -to

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:45, archived)
I had to go to Croydon to do my RCGP exam.
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:29, archived)
Were all the questions about California?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:34, archived)
*slaps bass*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:48, archived)
Royal Canadian Gunted Police?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:51, archived)
You know what they say, the Gunties always get their man.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 15:07, archived)
lol Rock Bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:24, archived)
-r +c

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:24, archived)
Cheecs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:32, archived)
LOL bottom

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:22, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:24, archived)
LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:22, archived)