Can't you just make a weak joke about vests? It's what i was after.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:15, archived)

What did the policeman say to his belly?
You are under a vest!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:28, archived)

No he didn't
Don't be a wankstain yer whole life
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 19:06, archived)

He did, honest.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 20:54, archived)

₩ₒ₨₶ ₣ꝊⱤꭒⱮ €√ꬲṞ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:10, archived)