FAECAL MIASMA
Not really, hi
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 13:22, archived)

L33t o'clock

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 13:37, archived)

alright
No offense
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 13:53, archived)

Hello
Last week's cake was so popular, I'm making another one
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 13:59, archived)

I'm off out for Vietnamese in a bit
If this prick of a plumber ever finishes changing the tap in the bathroom and resealing the tub. He's been here since fucking 11:30
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 14:20, archived)

At fucking last
I'm thinking summer rolls, grilled goat, bun bo hue, chilli squid. Get the fuck in
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 15:03, archived)

I could just go for some chilli squid

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 20:42, archived)

Ozymandiazzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 21:57, archived)

Lol

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:39, archived)

Whoah, that's nearly 900 years!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 15 Feb 2026, 15:03, archived)

Fucken felt like it bruv

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 15:15, archived)

PANNICULUS FETISH

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 15:34, archived)

A forum I used to visit occasionally was taken over by proxies for a nation state with vested cultural interests.
No I don't mean b3ta, why would you say that.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)

alright Forum, I Clavdivs

(piss and shit, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 17:36, archived)

Can't you just make a weak joke about vests? It's what i was after.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:15, archived)

What did the policeman say to his belly?
You are under a vest!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:28, archived)

No he didn't
Don't be a wankstain yer whole life
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 19:06, archived)

He did, honest.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 20:54, archived)

₩ₒ₨₶ ₣ꝊⱤꭒⱮ €√ꬲṞ

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:10, archived)

Good news.
Ncis is on the telly 24x7 somewhere in the world.
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 15 Feb 2026, 18:50, archived)

Gosh what a relief

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 19:07, archived)

Don't worry, I've poked my eyes out!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 15 Feb 2026, 22:10, archived)