The quote "I'm going to cut you open like an old woman's purse" is a line spoken by low-level bandits in the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:36, archived)

LOL
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(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)

Candlez bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 0:27, archived)

I took far too much acid at lunchtime. Was proper loopy by 4pm. Still tripping balls now, gonna be a long night

( mongychops, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 0:43, archived)

i hope you listened to gamma goblins by hallucinogen
howver you spell it
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:08, archived)

Wax bastard

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Feb 2026, 1:04, archived)