Dave Grohl's Hairy Handbag
Maybe mine won't catch on, I hopeful
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:19, archived)

The quote "I'm going to cut you open like an old woman's purse" is a line spoken by low-level bandits in the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:36, archived)

LOL
rim
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)

Candlez bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 0:27, archived)

I took far too much acid at lunchtime. Was proper loopy by 4pm. Still tripping balls now, gonna be a long night

( mongychops, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 0:43, archived)

i hope you listened to gamma goblins by hallucinogen
howver you spell it
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:08, archived)

Wax bastard

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 21 Feb 2026, 1:04, archived)

I hate that cunt and his shitty, lowest common denominator music.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:45, archived)

What about that one song tho?
He didn't do it, but it was a good song
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 18:55, archived)

I detest Dave Grohl and his cunt fans.
If he'd just been a session drummer then fine, great, but the horrible music, hypocrisy, and sycophancy just mark him out as an egregious cunt.

And his diehard fans are worse.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:05, archived)

He seems determined to become, and remain, everything that his old band stood against.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:07, archived)

Did you see him joining Guns n Roses on stage at Glastonbury?
What a craven, abject arsehole.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:43, archived)

Is John Craven dead yet?
I always liked his arsehole
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:53, archived)

Stop abjectifying John Craven's arsehole please
/PoosRound
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 21:35, archived)

That's always who he was, though. Even when he was drafted into Nirvana, he was the grinning drummer.
I offer no defence to any of your other charges, except hypocrisy - I dont recall him ever pretending to be anything he wasn't.

I wonder if erstwhile b3ta user "riverghost" has stopped pretending DG is his cousin yet.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 21:42, archived)

^ Grohl apologist

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 22:09, archived)

Grogist, maybe yours will sing Happy Birthday

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 22:15, archived)

I think he's dead

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:38, archived)

I fucking hope Dave Grohl is dead

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:51, archived)

^^^ Imagine being this wound up and angry at a single person you never met and never will meet.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 10:44, archived)

I'll catch up with you David Pant, and I will end you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 11:24, archived)

rEpOrTeD oMg

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 13:49, archived)

I think there are far more worthy music artists to direct your hate at.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 8:48, archived)

Nah. He's appalling on every level.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:51, archived)

Alright, Chris Morris and Armando Iannucci.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:06, archived)

Oxide ghosts tho
FML 😭
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:12, archived)

I still haven't seen that. Any good?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:14, archived)

Can't find it for glove nor monkey
Bet it's great tho
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:15, archived)

Did somebody say monkey?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 20:10, archived)

Hi Smash
Good Friday? How was your Shrove Tuesday? Someone put a banana in my pancake (not a euphemism) I was fuming of course!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 20:12, archived)

Șmëğ

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:09, archived)

I assume that's Turkish for 'smeg.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:12, archived)

I hate Turkish
Full Turk or GTFO
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:13, archived)

No I spilt coffee on my fridge

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:46, archived)

FriDge
Refrigerator

Random D - which I hate

Not really I love the D
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:49, archived)

Who the fuck drinks coffee on top of their fridge?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 20 Feb 2026, 20:41, archived)

Semen Khaidanko

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 21:03, archived)

James sub-ceiling

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 21:48, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 20 Feb 2026, 22:10, archived)

Ian Botham's foot penis

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 23:09, archived)

George Won't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 2:39, archived)

Alright, you ancient bastard.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 21 Feb 2026, 9:09, archived)

Get about from my lawn

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Feb 2026, 12:41, archived)

Well
Quite
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 20 Feb 2026, 19:12, archived)