(, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)
The Lord Humungus!
The Warrior of the Wasteland!
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla
I am gravely disappointed.
Again you have made me unleash my dogs of war.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 14:27, archived)
I'm enjoying my arsehole of a brother having a meltdown over facts. His newest conspiracy theory is that a man had evidence of Bill Gates creating HIV to kill people, which he was going to make public, but he was found dead, which OBVIOUSLY means that Gates had him killed. When I pointed out that the first recorded case of HIV was in 1959, when Gates was only 4, he made a noise like Donald Sutherland at the end of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
(, Sun 1 Mar 2026, 15:06, archived)