Is everyone having a stroke on here these days, or is that meant to make sense?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:43, archived)

You say that like those things are mutually exclusive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:47, archived)

Fair point.
If we have any b3tans with synaesthesia, I bet the whole website smells like burnt toast to them.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:13, archived)

Hexachordal did a song about having synaesthesia, IIRC.
I'm not sure if the burnt toast would crowd out the smell of underage girls from his nostrils.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:38, archived)

burnt happy
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:23, archived)

bit offensive to all the basotho posters
Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:58, archived)

New person? How dare you?
I was posting here when your mum was still waiting for newbie Tuesday.

but of course she’s a lovely lady and you’re smashing too, just like nearly everyone else here, please like me
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:17, archived)