morning

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 6:29, Reply)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 7:00, Reply)

mořning

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 7:35, Reply)

Better háček yourself before you wřeck yourself.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:46, Reply)

Morning
Early start at the mental's today. Got to wait for the plumber, because there's no fucking way she'll remember why he's coming.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:00, Reply)

Did it get mended?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:16, Reply)

It did.
I was just about to leave when the social worker turned up. Had to sit there for another hour correcting pretty much everything the mental told her.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:33, Reply)

Morning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:37, Reply)

moroning

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 8:41, Reply)

Yeah
you would say that, wouldn't you?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 9:44, Reply)

He's like a fucking stuck record, the prick.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 10:11, Reply)

Happy Moshoeshoe Day to all our Basotho boarders!

( $$ ✅, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 10:51, Reply)

Day to all our Basotho boarders! , hush hush, eye to eye
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:43, Reply)

Is everyone having a stroke on here these days, or is that meant to make sense?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:43, Reply)

You say that like those things are mutually exclusive

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 11:47, Reply)

Fair point.
If we have any b3tans with synaesthesia, I bet the whole website smells like burnt toast to them.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:13, Reply)

Hexachordal did a song about having synaesthesia, IIRC.
I'm not sure if the burnt toast would crowd out the smell of underage girls from his nostrils.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:38, Reply)

burnt happy
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Mar 2026, 14:23, Reply)

bit offensive to all the basotho posters
Please don't use b3ta as an outlet for racism

Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 12:58, Reply)

New person? How dare you?
I was posting here when your mum was still waiting for newbie Tuesday.

but of course she’s a lovely lady and you’re smashing too, just like nearly everyone else here, please like me
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:17, Reply)

oh boy I cant wait for the parade later

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 13:00, Reply)

I prefered Razzle

(piss and shit, Wed 11 Mar 2026, 15:57, Reply)