Granddad’s (RIP) only ever words of wisdom came into my head – ‘If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness’.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:31, archived)

If you’re ever in trouble, act like you’ve got a mental illness
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:35, archived)

^ mentally ill

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:16, archived)

Wonder if 'grandad' or 'monkeythechicken' ever met anyone with mental health problems.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)

I wonder if they ever left the basement

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)

I think the cunt insisted on the veracity of the story.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:28, archived)

Oh right, it must have been true then.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:54, archived)

well it's definitely a story, that's true

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 14:56, archived)

PROPER LADS

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 15:58, archived)

Did you stab him to death to make people you think you were a homicidal paranoid schizophrenic?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:21, archived)

that's not why I did it
oops
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 19 Mar 2026, 17:51, archived)