I always thought it would be good to write a sequel to Matilda.
She is still living with Miss Honey, but has just turned 17. Miss Honey uses all sorts of emotional blackmail to get Matilda to commit a range of petty crimes using her telekenisis powers.
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:12, Reply)

Oh Matilda, if you could just make the man behind us press his accelerator pedal, we could surely collect a large insurance premium.
But that would be wrong Miss Honey.

So would be telling everyone about your secret powers, and how hou've been using them to take revenge against the girls in your class that have been bullying you...

Yes Miss Honey...

*crash*
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:14, Reply)

Bit creepy

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:13, Reply)

Fucking rich coming from you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:26, Reply)

That's what she said!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:28, Reply)

Miss Honey uses all sorts of emotional blackmail to get Matilda to commit a range of petty crimes using her telekenisis powers. The pair of them lez each other stupid 24/7. The end.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:36, Reply)