Fantastic Mr Fucks
Roald Dahl porn rip offs.
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 17:50, Reply)

Surely you could tell that from the title before you bought it

( mongychops, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:00, Reply)

It crossed my mind. But this is what happens when you buy second hand from Gumtree.

( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:08, Reply)

Charlie and the Chocolate Fucktoy

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:10, Reply)

Chocolate Fun-tunnel, more like.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:25, Reply)

The Twats

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:10, Reply)

Boy

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:11, Reply)

The Magic Finger

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:12, Reply)

Charlie and the Interracial Factory

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:12, Reply)

James and the Giant Tits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:13, Reply)

The Backdoor Bitches

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:13, Reply)

George's Marvellous Masochism

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:13, Reply)

I've read them all, this is the best one

( vladimir, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 13:45, Reply)

Going solo

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:14, Reply)

Charlie and the Great Glass Table

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:14, Reply)

The Giraffe and the Willy and Me

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:21, Reply)

The BFD

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:25, Reply)

The BBC

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:44, Reply)

Esio Frot

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:29, Reply)

Matitda

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:43, Reply)

Madildo, surely?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:46, Reply)

Let’s call the whole thing off

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 18:50, Reply)

I always thought it would be good to write a sequel to Matilda.
She is still living with Miss Honey, but has just turned 17. Miss Honey uses all sorts of emotional blackmail to get Matilda to commit a range of petty crimes using her telekenisis powers.
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:12, Reply)

Oh Matilda, if you could just make the man behind us press his accelerator pedal, we could surely collect a large insurance premium.
But that would be wrong Miss Honey.

So would be telling everyone about your secret powers, and how hou've been using them to take revenge against the girls in your class that have been bullying you...

Yes Miss Honey...

*crash*
( Octo I ruin everything., Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:14, Reply)

Bit creepy

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:13, Reply)

Fucking rich coming from you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:26, Reply)

That's what she said!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 21:28, Reply)

Miss Honey uses all sorts of emotional blackmail to get Matilda to commit a range of petty crimes using her telekenisis powers. The pair of them lez each other stupid 24/7. The end.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:36, Reply)

Big Overfriendly Giant

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:01, Reply)

Fanny, Champion of the World

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:18, Reply)

They've got a very different version over the pond

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 19:28, Reply)

Butt still......

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:37, Reply)

We've got the biggest cunt in the universe, hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 22 Mar 2026, 20:47, Reply)