Just drank a couple of pints of my home brew.
Then got ChatGPT to calculate the ABV based on the current SG. Pretty much spot on 20%. Whilst this is clearly a massive success I am now slightly worried as I have 20l of the stuff and only a few days to drink all 400 units before I go on holiday.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 22:42, Reply)

20% is alcoholic poisoning levels

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:08, Reply)

I didn't think any yeast strains existed that had that much alcohol tolerance.
Have you somehow accidentally partially distilled it or something?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:23, Reply)

"got ChatGPT to calculate"

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:31, Reply)

I bought 'turbo yeast'

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:58, Reply)