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even
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:01, Reply)
more of a damp gray afternoon really

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:12, Reply)
everything is grey on this site

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 18:14, Reply)
All the links are brown
And the site is gay
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:10, Reply)
I just got a wank
But I had to pay
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:29, Reply)
On a winter's day

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:09, Reply)
CAMP GAY afternoon more loike!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 19:36, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 19:58, Reply)
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a loooong time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:12, Reply)
engelfart doublestink?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 21:28, Reply)
Analspurt humpadick

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 22:34, Reply)
no real names, pls

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 5:47, Reply)
DANK GAY SHAFTERPOO MORE LIKE!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 20:06, Reply)
Just drank a couple of pints of my home brew.
Then got ChatGPT to calculate the ABV based on the current SG. Pretty much spot on 20%. Whilst this is clearly a massive success I am now slightly worried as I have 20l of the stuff and only a few days to drink all 400 units before I go on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 22:42, Reply)
20% is alcoholic poisoning levels

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:08, Reply)
I didn't think any yeast strains existed that had that much alcohol tolerance.
Have you somehow accidentally partially distilled it or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 24 Mar 2026, 9:23, Reply)
"got ChatGPT to calculate"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:31, Reply)
I bought 'turbo yeast'

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 24 Mar 2026, 10:58, Reply)
I'M NOT GETTING FIRED!
Apparently, HR got the notification from the comment, but it was deleted before they could even read it. I was called in and asked why they were tagged, so I was honest with them and reiterated that I never mentioned names. I got a mild warning and a guarantee that any other prejudiced behaviour that made me uncomfortable would be looked into. I fucking LOVE my employers!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 23 Mar 2026, 23:07, Reply)