honestly, don't
people go a bit funny
you try to catch their eye then you realise you don't have enough eyes to look at all of theirs and then there's screaming and it seems a long way off but you realise it's coming from you
(, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:21, archived)
and people *really* don't like the way we have to hold them down to get them off the boat
Well tbqhwy a small number do, but they tend to join the crew at that point and that's as you can imagine a whole other story
(, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)
It reads like promotional copy from the Innsmouth Tourism Board.
(, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:28, archived)