Pushing all that weird shit down the board
What a'gwan, fellow afro-caribbean's?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:46, archived)

I'm going Shoreditch for a load of spicy squid and noodles
Might as well squart on a squirrel whilst I'm about it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:48, archived)

Day off, innit.
Cheers Queef's.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:50, archived)

Nice one Trouse
Enjoy, m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:55, archived)

My sister-in-law's kids thought 'cookery' wasn't a real word
Fucking Americans, right guys?!!
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:54, archived)

of course it's a real word
it's the bits at the tops of trees where all the cooks live
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:00, archived)

That's what I said
Stupid wankers
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:07, archived)

Stankers, maybe yours will catch on.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)

covfefe

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:55, archived)

American English is differently oriented in a couple ways, travelers know this.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:52, archived)

I could care less about this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:38, archived)

It is what it is

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:00, archived)

you do you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 19:01, archived)

That might be one of the worst ones...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:40, archived)

Sounds like a plan!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 23:16, archived)

Bad optics.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 23:24, archived)

small measures

(piss and shit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 12:30, archived)

small beer

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 30 Mar 2026, 1:32, archived)

Dragging all the weird shit back to the top again like an unheimlich trawlerman

( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 13:58, archived)

Sweet unheimlich manoeuvre, bro.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:12, archived)

unheimlich manoeuvres in the dark

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:13, archived)

ooh yesss MY FAVOURITE

( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)

^Enola GAYYYYY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:52, archived)

Well they just wouldn't work in broad daylight, would they?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:25, archived)

cheers :)
don't look at what's in the nets
definitely don't do that
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:19, archived)

honestly, don't
people go a bit funny
you try to catch their eye then you realise you don't have enough eyes to look at all of theirs and then there's screaming and it seems a long way off but you realise it's coming from you
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:21, archived)

and people *really* don't like the way we have to hold them down to get them off the boat
Well tbqhwy a small number do, but they tend to join the crew at that point and that's as you can imagine a whole other story
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 14:24, archived)

I like this.
It reads like promotional copy from the Innsmouth Tourism Board.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:28, archived)

can you get out of my light i'm trying to read

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:18, archived)

ahahahahaha love it
I had to look this up
"You're Welcome to Innsmouth"
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:39, archived)

honestly though wiki had me at "malign undersea civilization"
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:41, archived)

They're just misunderstood! :(

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:54, archived)

misunderthesead

( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:37, archived)

Glen Campbell'zzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:49, archived)

lol
like an unheimlich trawlerman
scraping up creatures from the regions where we shouldn't go
just like an unheimlich trawlerman
what the fuck am I looking at here I don't even know
These monsters coming up from the foam
( vladimir, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 18:47, archived)

i am in stoke on trent
it is shit
(piss and shit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:33, archived)

in
Cool rhyming slang m8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 15:37, archived)

oh
that's not shit, but my cock sometimes smells of it.
(piss and shit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:14, archived)

If you paid your rent-boys more than a fiver a pop, they might douche first.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 20:29, archived)

douchess of windsor

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:10, archived)

Surely it can't be half as bad as Runcorn.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 16:27, archived)

never been
never going
(piss and shit, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 17:33, archived)

Dreadfully sorry, but I'm not actually afro-caribean an 'ting

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 19:05, archived)

Check me one time whitey

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 19:12, archived)

I don't like cricket, I love it

( mongychops, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 19:47, archived)

I dont like sport in general really
- All a bit adversarial for my libtard tastes
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 22:11, archived)

I'm suffering a major freak out
And I haven't been taking my hormone pills. I might need to step back for a couple of days, because I'm being rather unhinged right now.
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 20:51, archived)

will anyone notice your unhingedness

( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 20:56, archived)

Everyone, I would think

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Sat 28 Mar 2026, 21:46, archived)

My wife has really upped her dirty-talk game in bed recently.
It must be these whoremoan pills she's started on.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 28 Mar 2026, 23:04, archived)