*roast fives*
I went here: scottsarms.com and it was rather splendid
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:01, archived)

Glad one of us had an edible lunch
Looks like a great pub
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:03, archived)

Yeah it’s one of my favourites, commiserations on your shitroast

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:05, archived)

I'm a great roast cook (if I say so myself)
My standards are high, and those smeglords did not deliver
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:21, archived)

You seen that new place next to the ouse in York?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:25, archived)

No, what’s it called?

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:31, archived)

York.
Can’t you read etc
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:32, archived)

The Cumberland
LOL cum etc
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:34, archived)

lol
Looks good, might check it out next time I’m there
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:38, archived)

Should be nice in summer.
Only an absolute paedophile would visit York for restaraunts during the winter.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:59, archived)

hang on what

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 20:08, archived)

FACT

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 20:11, archived)

You seen this? *points at crotch*

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:34, archived)

With a microscope, yeah

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:35, archived)

with a dykeroscope, yeah

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 20:08, archived)