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Hi gunt's
What a colossally shit roast that was. Fuck me. 3/10 and I'm being nice. Duke of Sussex SE1, avoid like the bubonic
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 18:56, archived)
Meat was over
Carrots were raw. Yorkshires burnt. No crunch on the spuds.

Boo.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 18:59, archived)
*roast fives*
I went here: scottsarms.com and it was rather splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:01, archived)
Glad one of us had an edible lunch
Looks like a great pub
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:03, archived)
Yeah it’s one of my favourites, commiserations on your shitroast

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:05, archived)
I'm a great roast cook (if I say so myself)
My standards are high, and those smeglords did not deliver
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:21, archived)
You seen that new place next to the ouse in York?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:25, archived)
No, what’s it called?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:31, archived)
York.
Can’t you read etc
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:32, archived)
The Cumberland
LOL cum etc
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:34, archived)
lol
Looks good, might check it out next time I’m there
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:38, archived)
Should be nice in summer.
Only an absolute paedophile would visit York for restaraunts during the winter.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:59, archived)
hang on what

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 20:08, archived)
FACT

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 20:11, archived)
You seen this? *points at crotch*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a πŸ””πŸ”š, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:34, archived)
With a microscope, yeah

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 19:35, archived)
with a dykeroscope, yeah

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 20:08, archived)
shitroast

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 22:09, archived)
Maybe yours etc

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 22:28, archived)
will catch on fire

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)β”Œ Κ…(́◑◝)Κƒ, Sun 29 Mar 2026, 23:45, archived)