what wpuld u do if a deer jusg walked into ur homeThis is what I took from a forum I was just on, I figured it must be a meme because it did not relate to the conversation, but I can't find it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:35,
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set another place at the table (
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:37,
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I like thisI finished watching Detectorists, I thought it was great.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:38,
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was that the one with the rent boys?(
MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:42,
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It was on Amazon Prime? Didn't really look at the cast list. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:49,
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The other two are probably worth it if you enjoyed the first one, more of the same feel(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 19:11,
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I would probably say:What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:44,
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Did it threaten to maek a mess of ur pots and pans?(
Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 1 Apr 2026, 18:55,
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Exactly! That's what it made me think of. (
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 19:05,
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Wonder who left the door open (
Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 1 Apr 2026, 23:23,
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