To think that I have lived long enough to be wanksmelled by Mrs. Tea's son
As if I were a peddler selling Hebtroco sponsorship at the door
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:51, archived)

have i told you about my hebtro socks?

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)

you mustn't

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:56, archived)

Are they used for wanking?

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:11, archived)

certainly
not
( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:23, archived)

What do you use them for then?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:24, archived)

blowing my nose

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:29, archived)

this is you with that bloke from the hebtroco ads
ᶠᶸᶜᵏме𓀐𓂸
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 0:09, archived)

then you 'blow' your 'nose'

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 0:10, archived)

lucky i'm wearing absorbant socks!

( MiseryCunt i said it b4 and i'll say it again... fuck you, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 6:49, archived)