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POO-D SHATFORMING, more like!!!
Sorry, I mean, evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Apr 2026, 20:15, archived)
WANKSMELL, yeah?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 20:50, archived)
yeah.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:09, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:01, archived)
did you mean to say wanksmell?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:11, archived)
Or do I wish you a wanksmell?
Or am I saying that this is a good day for a wanksmell? Or that I feel wanksmell on this particular day?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:33, archived)
Alright, Glandalf.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:34, archived)
To think that I have lived long enough to be wanksmelled by Mrs. Tea's son
As if I were a peddler selling Hebtroco sponsorship at the door
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:51, archived)
have i told you about my hebtro socks?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)
you mustn't

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:56, archived)
Are they used for wanking?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:11, archived)
certainly
not
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:23, archived)
What do you use them for then?

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:24, archived)
blowing my nose

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:29, archived)
this is you with that bloke from the hebtroco ads
ᶠᶸᶜᵏме𓀐𓂸
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 0:09, archived)
then you 'blow' your 'nose'

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 0:10, archived)
lucky i'm wearing absorbant socks!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 3 Apr 2026, 6:49, archived)
it's like raiiin on your wanksmell day

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:35, archived)
It's a free ride
When you've already been laid
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:12, archived)
In my Wanksmell I am a flying ace
dashing and smashing and I fly at pace
I wear goggles because well never mind why
I loop the loop in very big swoops in the sky
I wear a nice scarf and the scarf stands out stiffy
no it's not wire never mind how it does it
Just don't give it a sniffly
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:49, archived)
WOOF!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:19, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 21:22, archived)
Did you know the wood used for the Ark and tabernacle is called shittim wood? It appears in the Bible as the material for sacred furniture.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 22:46, archived)
Not in my bible . I'm catholic.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:01, archived)
you're shittim me

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:20, archived)
Not on maunday Thursday!!!11!!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:33, archived)
it's like raiiin on maundy thursday

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 2 Apr 2026, 23:43, archived)