Oh man, the deceased paedophile singer from Lostprophets has joined Steps!
But oh no wait, it's not the same person, it's a different person with the same name! You couldn't make it up!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:57, archived)

Not even the same name.

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:04, archived)

i'm worried about s club 7

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)

What would it take to reunite S Club 7?
Six more heart failures
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:35, archived)