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afternoon

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 13:53, archived)
Sunday I’m in jail
www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1l9qemvgppo

No Gari, not THAT Robert Smith.

Update- I got through the biometric passport control but other half was in the other queue with his mum and the line hadn’t moved in an hour. I am drinking beer and have had nommy snacks. They are surrounded by fumin English tourists.
(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:03, archived)
i used to work at lgw

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:14, archived)
LIAR

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:43, archived)
i used to fix the boarding gate and departure gate systems
so there U MASSIVE PRICK
(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:13, archived)
MORE LIES

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:18, archived)
they actually employed me as a speed bump at the end of the runway

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)

must have been a lot of pressure in that job
or was the pace quite slow
why did you leave did you get tyred of it
or was it just you asphalt like a change
(, Thu 9 Apr 2026, 10:16, archived)

fix the boarding gate and departure gate systems
lick the windows of every 747 before takeoff
(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:20, archived)
and the passengers

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:25, archived)
Oh man, the deceased paedophile singer from Lostprophets has joined Steps!
But oh no wait, it's not the same person, it's a different person with the same name! You couldn't make it up!
(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 14:57, archived)
Not even the same name.

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:04, archived)
i'm worried about s club 7

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)
What would it take to reunite S Club 7?
Six more heart failures
(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 18:35, archived)
GUFFCHEESE

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:17, archived)
that was me mate

(, Wed 8 Apr 2026, 16:50, archived)