This sounds like a job for Adrian
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 12:45, archived)

"Adrian’s snapshot of the billboard ad" My god the man's a photographer too!
mans'
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 13:22, archived)

The Guardian has something many news organisations today don’t: guaranteed independence. With no billionaire or large corporate owner, our journalists are free to report without interference. Our role is to hold power to account, not answer to it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 14:14, archived)

they're all swanning around on x the cunts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 17:01, archived)

pfffffflol

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 18:29, archived)

it's a newspaper, not a snoozepaper

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 16 Apr 2026, 21:52, archived)