Our fridge freezer gave up yesterday
Just bought a new one that’ll arrive on Monday but it has WiFi ffs. The ones without were not as good. Bloody annoying.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:05, archived)

But can it run Doom?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:13, archived)

funnily enough i've been playing original doom and doom ll these last few days. still good.
doom came out in 1993 i think. just completed it, it's short but it would take a while if you wanted to find all the secret areas, so hard to find them all.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:42, archived)

I used to love making levels for Doom

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:56, archived)

u wad m8?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:33, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 14:36, archived)

message from candy: i'm cold
message from candy: i'm lonely
message from candy: why don't you talk to me anymore?
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:48, archived)

Candy says she's made arrangements for me in the sand
Candy says she wants me with her, down in candyland
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 9:56, archived)

i remember being in candy's land
iykwim
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 10:20, archived)

My oven has WiFi
utterly pointless apart from twice a year when the clocks change and I don’t need a degree in applied mathematics to work out how to set it manually

#domesticappliancechat

alt: b3ta.com/talk/8472687
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:22, archived)

Only (oven) Fans

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:49, archived)

But has it got its own Facebook page?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:23, archived)

"garold’s fridge has rejected your friend request"

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 11:26, archived)

that's cold

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 12:51, archived)

i never liked garold's fridge anyway

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:41, archived)

I don't understand why do you want your fridge to play records

( vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 18 Apr 2026, 13:51, archived)