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I done a band rehearsal
We went for a beer after. I chose their strongest IPa and am a bit drunks. Shitflops.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 0:47, Reply)
brilliant. i am stone cold bober.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 0:53, Reply)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 4:18, Reply)
morning cheers
mate of mine said this last night and it's become the motto of the night "its gotta be well nioce waking uin the middkle off but fuck camel"
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 4:47, Reply)
what

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:50, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 11:42, Reply)
what

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 11:57, Reply)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:11, Reply)
Fuck off you retard

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:22, Reply)

I am glitching here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 14:38, Reply)

I am miserying here. I trust you about as far as I can throw you, and bear in mind I don't actually have any arms. Something doesn't stack up here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 15:37, Reply)

i am exsanguinated here. i trust you about as close as i can reach with a sharpened stake. something has flapped up here
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 18:32, Reply)
lolololol

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 20:20, Reply)

I am fucking off here. I trust you both completely, of course, but something doesn't chevron up here
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:37, Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 12:49, Reply)
fuck off back to links

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 23:51, Reply)
No, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 26 Apr 2026, 10:07, Reply)
lol Dave Trouser :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir The Days Pass Quickly Immersed in the Shadow of Et, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 13:00, Reply)
I fell asleep in my chair
I'm now cold and stiff, so I'm going to bed for a couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 6:18, Reply)
alright jamie t

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 6:31, Reply)
Some of my best friends are cold and stiff.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Apr 2026, 8:31, Reply)
What do you play?
Still trumpeting?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Apr 2026, 8:31, Reply)
do i need to check urban dictionary for that?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 8:53, Reply)
It means 'playing the trumpet', a broad class of brass instruments.
Hth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:33, Reply)
fascinating

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 10:46, Reply)
Not the rusty trombone this time…

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 9:29, Reply)
I am in a vaccine clinic :(
It's full of old people who want to talk to me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 25 Apr 2026, 17:13, Reply)