brb is the most prolific /board poster?
Now I have another reason never to post there.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:16, Reply)

12 posts wouldn't even have been in the top 10 nightcrawlers back in the day
web.archive.org/web/20070629103536/https://b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:40, Reply)

Perhaps we need to attract some new blood to /talk and even /board (but not /links).
How are we going to do that? How can we make b3ta appeal to the younger generations, and not just survive on the few creaky old bastards in their 40s and older who haven't managed to escape or die yet?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:50, Reply)

Apparently the biggest purchasers of vinyl records these days are girls and young women,
I think we just need to hope that noughties-era internet forums are the next big craze. Perhaps we should start making videos about our posts on TikTok.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:58, Reply)

God I sound like Les McQueen out of the League of Gentlemen

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 13:00, Reply)

Yeah, issa shit business.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Apr 2026, 14:28, Reply)

I forget which year, but Master of Turnips was frequently >1000 at some stage.
I wonder if Easty made something of himself? He showed promise.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:55, Reply)