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lovely day! bit bright tho, close the curtains and get some work done.
morning
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 6:17, Reply)
mrnng

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 7:07, Reply)
oi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:24, Reply)
I have to be out in this sunshine to go to work.
Could be worse though, I actually don’t hate my job for the first time in about 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 7:44, Reply)
i have a job where i go out in the sun and a job i stay home in the shade
i hate them both pretty equally in all honesty
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:09, Reply)
jack them both in and get a job where you hang around in the doorway

(piss and shit, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:19, Reply)
doorman?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 13:30, Reply)
lead singer of INXS

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 13:34, Reply)
Fuck the lot of you, this was brilliant.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 20:55, Reply)
prostitute

(piss and shit, Thu 30 Apr 2026, 6:22, Reply)
Username checks out.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:21, Reply)
I don't work in the sun like some sort of outdoorsy, active person.
I just haven't found a way to get to the office that doesn't involve being exposed to the nasty bright face, precious.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:43, Reply)
shitposting on /talk isn't a job, m8

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:43, Reply)
The stats page says otherwise
b3ta.com/board_stats/talkboard-users.html
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 9:03, Reply)
lol toss up

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 9:45, Reply)
Christ, I'm in 5th place on /board stats with 8 posts.
This place is dead on its arse.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 9:46, Reply)
I'd say it's been consisitently this dead for years though,
miracle it's still going tbh.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:05, Reply)
Yeah, I didn't mean to imply a recent change, it was just a stark reminder.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:17, Reply)
get a 2nd job posting on /talk m8
it's honest work
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:18, Reply)
rob is sound af for keeping this last bastion of free speech open in all honesty
it's one of the last places left on the whole planet where mr horrible is allowed to say anything at all these days without being thrown in jail.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:29, Reply)
There are limits though, if he starts making Pato Banton jokes he'll be at the bottom of a canal with concrete shoes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:44, Reply)
NOBODY MENTION YOUR NATIONALITY!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:56, Reply)
you're not a cabbie, are you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:47, Reply)
When did this come in?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:55, Reply)
It's because Gilgamesh left.
He warned us!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:51, Reply)
I'm in whatsapp groups with more chat than board

(piss and shit, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:17, Reply)
Discussing important matters no doubt.
Like the ISS Piss Tank levels
gistpreview.github.io/?76f03f49be58344bfa64c9d5d9f0ec29
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:22, Reply)
brb is the most prolific /board poster?
Now I have another reason never to post there.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:16, Reply)
12 posts wouldn't even have been in the top 10 nightcrawlers back in the day
web.archive.org/web/20070629103536/https://b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:40, Reply)
Perhaps we need to attract some new blood to /talk and even /board (but not /links).
How are we going to do that? How can we make b3ta appeal to the younger generations, and not just survive on the few creaky old bastards in their 40s and older who haven't managed to escape or die yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:50, Reply)
Apparently the biggest purchasers of vinyl records these days are girls and young women,
I think we just need to hope that noughties-era internet forums are the next big craze. Perhaps we should start making videos about our posts on TikTok.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:58, Reply)
God I sound like Les McQueen out of the League of Gentlemen

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 13:00, Reply)
Yeah, issa shit business.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 29 Apr 2026, 14:28, Reply)
I forget which year, but Master of Turnips was frequently >1000 at some stage.
I wonder if Easty made something of himself? He showed promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:55, Reply)
Morning fellow /talkers
it's nearly half way through the week.

How exciting is that?!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 8:27, Reply)
very

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:25, Reply)
mornholio

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 9:05, Reply)
i need tp

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:26, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 9:38, Reply)
Morning

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 9:41, Reply)
good morning the LOVELY SM2

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 10:25, Reply)
<s>or</s> an

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:37, Reply)
manning?

(piss and shit, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:13, Reply)
KLAXON

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 12:49, Reply)
I have been offline most of the day
But I appreciate your reply and am not ignoring you.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 20:51, Reply)
2can works with 4 monitors, 4 monitors, 4 monitors.
2can works with 4 monitors this fine day
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:38, Reply)
Health service in cahoots with lizard people, confirms everything I suspected

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 29 Apr 2026, 11:49, Reply)