That's bizarre.
Earlier today I picked up a stick to flick a dog poo off the path where I was walking ahead of my wife and our son, and declared that I had played "Dog poo golf."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 17:16, Reply)

Any guess as to the size of the breed, for my research

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2026, 17:44, Reply)

Looked like a heckin smol pupper.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 20:08, Reply)

I can't believe you've done this

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 2 May 2026, 23:37, Reply)

where i live that would have been scraped up to make someone a lovely bit of roast dinner

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 2 May 2026, 20:47, Reply)