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afternoon

(piss and shit, Sat 2 May 2026, 12:18, Reply)
Howay man pet man

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sat 2 May 2026, 12:32, Reply)
DUNCAN AAHM BLAAAAHIND!

(piss and shit, Sat 2 May 2026, 12:54, Reply)
Piss

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 May 2026, 12:47, Reply)
horrible

(piss and shit, Sat 2 May 2026, 12:54, Reply)
New game from MB

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:49, Reply)
connect balls

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 2 May 2026, 15:53, Reply)
After, as you rightly say, noon.

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sat 2 May 2026, 12:56, Reply)
for a given value of noon, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 2 May 2026, 18:10, Reply)
Afternoon, piss.
I've just started a Scrabble game against my mother-in-law with FELCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 13:23, Reply)
is felch in the scrabble dictionary?

(piss and shit, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:34, Reply)
No, it’s in the vagina or anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 May 2026, 15:38, Reply)
well get it out, man

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 2 May 2026, 15:54, Reply)
Well clearly, because it's an online game and it let me play the word.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 17:15, Reply)
The End Is The Beginning Is The End is now my earworm.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 May 2026, 17:23, Reply)
Apparently he wasn't singing "felch me out", I've been singing it wrong all these years

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 2 May 2026, 17:31, Reply)
afternoon piss

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:06, Reply)
better than a night time piss

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:06, Reply)
Depends whether you wake up in time or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 14:12, Reply)
very true

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:17, Reply)
Aftervark

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:18, Reply)
Dog Poo Golf
vole.wtf/dog-poo-golf/
After much research, I advise partnering with a small breed.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 May 2026, 14:56, Reply)
Fuck me that's tricky

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 2 May 2026, 15:08, Reply)
It really is, my best score was 6, for 4 stars, I think it's probably possible to do it in 4
Just scored 5 with the medium dog stool, still only 4 stars
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 May 2026, 16:05, Reply)
That's bizarre.
Earlier today I picked up a stick to flick a dog poo off the path where I was walking ahead of my wife and our son, and declared that I had played "Dog poo golf."
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 17:16, Reply)
Any guess as to the size of the breed, for my research

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 May 2026, 17:44, Reply)
Looked like a heckin smol pupper.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 2 May 2026, 20:08, Reply)
I can't believe you've done this

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sat 2 May 2026, 23:37, Reply)
where i live that would have been scraped up to make someone a lovely bit of roast dinner

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 2 May 2026, 20:47, Reply)