I was dehydrated
So my legs kept cramping. I had to get up and walk around to stop it, which the cats decided meant it was breakfast time
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Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Mon 4 May 2026, 10:10,
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Popular page is looking a little bare,
so I'd just like to add that Sebastian Winnett is a scarf-wearing cockhound, and that spanishfly should piss off.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 4 May 2026, 9:25,
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