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Marco Rubio, the US secretary of state, does not have a face made from poorly stitched-together offcuts of spoiled meat

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2026, 19:00, archived)
I like his natural coloured hair

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:06, archived)
Pete Hegseth, the US secretary of defense, may have the face of a ham marinaded in cider, but it certainly cost more than 50p.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 5 May 2026, 21:07, archived)
Pete Hegseth's wife, the wife of the US secretary of defense, is definitely worth more than 50p, but she still loves some ham in cider

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